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SEAT THE QUEUE.
SAVE THE FLOOR.

The Loo Lord has appointed YOU manager of every restroom in Loo City. Drag desperate patrons to the right fixture before their bladder meter runs dry.

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— YOUR SHIFT BEGINS —

EVERY PATRON HAS RULES.
BREAK THEM AND MOP.

Keep it clean, keep it moving, and whatever you do: mind the gap between urinals. Three accidents and the shift is over.

Pixel-art kid patron hopping in desperation

THE KID

Tiny bladder, zero patience. Needs the small urinal — and needs it now.

RULE: SMALL URINAL ONLY

THE POOPER

Stall or catastrophe. There is no third option. Watch for the brown icon.

RULE: STALLS ONLY

THE SHY GUY

Freezes solid if anyone stands beside him. Etiquette isn't optional.

RULE: MIND THE GAP

Pixel-art patron staring at a glowing phone

THE PHONE ZOMBIE

Will camp in your stall until the heat death of the universe. Unless you knock.

RULE: KNOCK. LOUDLY.

Loo Lord gameplay: a neon restroom with a row of urinals and a queue of desperate pixel patrons, HUD reading CLEAN 92%

LIVE FEED — VENUE 01: OFFICE BLOCK● REC

— DIVINE JOB PERKS —

A WHOLE CITY OF 厕 TO RULE

25 THEMED VENUES

Climb from a sleepy office block to dive bars, splash pools, festivals, casinos, a hospital ward and an orbital space lounge. Wet floors, stall-only mudfields, strict two-strike hospitals — every venue plays differently.

A LIVING CITY MAP

Explore Loo City by night — one glowing pixel landmark per venue, the road ahead hidden in the clouds.

ENDLESS SHIFT

No clock, no serve target. The crowd grows every 40 seconds. Three accidents and the run is over. Coins and arcade tokens scale with how long you survive.

DIVINE SUPPLIES

Urinal dividers, VIP cologne, the Golden Plunger, janitor espresso, a pocket shrine that refills every bladder in the room. Every upgrade you own physically appears in your venues.

RUSH DELIVERY

Buy supplies mid-shift when things go sideways: privacy screens, phone jammers, accident insurance, emergency diapers.

HARD MODE & ARCADE

Three-star a venue to unlock its hard mode, then spend tokens on mini-games: Golden Stream (tilt your phone to aim!), Roach Rush, and the Powder Room series.

— SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE —